Jan 04

Wise He Is. Yes, Wise. But Not Smart.

Star Wars Horoscope for Sagittarius
You are superbly wise and have been known to spread your wisdom widely.
You are impatient and pushy when people take your teachings too lightly.
And your philosophical side always peeks through.

Star wars character you are most like: Yoda

Your New Year’s Resolutions
1) Get a pet monkey

2) Eat more hot dogs

3) Travel to Italy

4) Study human sexuality

5) Get in shape with capoeira